3 ducks walk into a bar and sit down beside each other when the bartender comes up to the first one and asks his name.The duck says "My name is Huey."The bartender asks him "So how are you?"Huey replies,"I'm really good,thanks for asking!I've been in and out of puddles all day,what mor4e could a duck ask for?" The bartender says "well that's real nice" and then goes over to the second duck and asks his name.The duck replies"I'm Dewey."The bartender asks him how he's doing today.Dewey says,"Great!!Thanks for asking!I've been in and out of puddles all day,and I wish I could do it again."The bartender then goes to the third duck and says,"So i bet your name is Louie!!"The duck looks up at him with a sad face and says,"No,I'm Puddles."

An old man was with his wife at the doctor's ,getting a check-up.The doctor told him,"Come back tomorrow and bring a urine sample, a stool(xar) sample,and a semen sample."Being old and hard of hearing,he said"Eh? what did you say?"His wife told him,"He wants a pair of your underwear."

The french ,for the most part,hate the brits with a passion.But you know that already if you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "I fart in your general direction"

So Somalia claims they will launch an emergency campaign to protect their children from a permanently crippling disease.Masha Allah,that's great....Huh....Oh,they aren't talking about qabiilism?Polio?Oh well,for a moment there,I thought we were going to have our country back.

Xu.... Holy crap,that's a loooooooooong list.I think I qualify for some of those but I fell asleep halfway through reading it.

1. I can remember my phone number from when I was 6 yrs old,but I can't remember what the wife sent me to the store for!! 2. I can crack my elbows and left shoulder the way people normally crack their knuckles.People say it's gross.

Masha Allah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Man,those are some beautiful houses,and relatively cheap!That Westminster house would cost at least 1.5 million in Canada.Insha Allah,when Muqdisho becomes peaceful,I want to get me a house like that!!By the way,STOIC,I think those guys are Malaysian.

Lol good joke,but i knew what the 3rd guy was gonna say!!

As long as somalis put qabiil first,they will never have a country

I guess I should wish Juxa a happy birthday as well,and if I may ask,how old(or young) are you?

My vote goes to Wally and Molly,the Jolly Somali dollies!!They're a big hit in Kazakhstan,with 1 out of every 276 people buying one for their daughter!!

Those British pounds are worth a h*e*l*l of a lot more than canadian money,let me tell ya!!

So what about guys who make more than $30,000 a year in Canadian or Maraykan dollars,but less than 30,000 pounds?Are they still eligible,Diamante?

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As salamu alaykum wr wb.I thought I would ask this question to the nomads out there.A couple days ago,a Somali brother died here in Calgary of unknown(to me) causes,he was 25 yrs old.May Allah forgive him his sins and increase his reward.But the hospital took his body before he got buried and they did an autopsy on him.My wife has told me she heard that you can feel this kind of pain after you die (from autopsy or other kind of abuse to a dead body) as part of the "punishment in the grave" and I was wondering if there was any one in here that can confirm that?Or is it not true?Or maybe nobody knows?Someone give me an answer,please.

I've never read the book and I don't even understand what globalizatio is but I do agree with Animal Farm that Corporations such as Nike and Coke are helping 3rd world countries by supplying jobs,even if it's just because it costs a tiny fraction of what it would cost to pay an American or Canadian worker,and that they don't give a sh*t about anything but their bottom line.

I guess you guys couldn't see it.It was Trunks from Dragonball Z,but you guys saw an ad for avatarity.com Those basta*r*d*s.So,I guess it's back to good ole Bus a Bus "So hardcore,like Quick Draw McGraw,F*u*k what ya heard you ain't heard dis before"

I was just thinking....When I look on Islamic marriage websites,the somali men and women rarely post pictures with their profiles....I see a ton of pakistani and indian women with pics(probably not them,but still they have one) and some reverted bros and sisters,but hardly any somalis with pictures...What's up with that?

So what about your signature,ofleh,implying that our religion is making us do evil things,and a quote from a Jew,no less!!Whassup with you?

I just wanted to know if you guys can all see my avatar because I got it from avatarity.com and they said some krap about don't take our bandwidth and people might not see it and download it to your computer or website and then use it and blah blah blah....anyways i just typed the URL in and used it that way and i don't know if it worked eh!!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHUH "HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH That was cool" Beavis and Butt-head Good joke it's a good thing I read that AFTER I ate

You guys should try my seafood diet.No doubt you've heard of it.You see food and you eat it,simple!!I was wondering though,how many pounds(or kgs) is a stone,anyway?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL I just realized that i'm gonna be seeing a lot more fat white chicks wearing a lot less than they should this summer,all because of this study!!UFF

According to Allah and any believing Muslim,it doesn't matter what you are,you're gonna die when Allah wants you to die,so stop reading this kufar bullsh*t

Nice joke,but i gotta ask u one thing:If this woman is so perfect,then how come she got into an accident?