Originally posted by Jazmine: ^^^ at least we know what turns your pages old man :rolleyes: Huh?Who said that?My sight and hearing aren't as good as when I was a young lad.Now where did I put my glasses?

LOOL Just walk thru all the streets until u find it,London's not THAT big. Maybe you'll find it in a few decades.

LOL One of the oldest blonde jokes in the book,but still cracks me up!!

London,somewhere,but don't know exactly where

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Watching Lexus and Jazmine go back and forth is almost as funny as the joke was!!!

Are there any schools in North America that have classes to learn the Somali language?I know there is at least one in UK,but what about US or Canada?

As long as someone other than ****** NYC gets it!!

Originally posted by Jazmine: >A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. >During >her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to >answer >the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. >Then >she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. >She's >hitting the bottle." [/QB] LOLOLOLOL That's a good one

And yes I realize that it's not just Somali women using the cream,mostly Arabs.Just so no one gives me sh!t for not mentioning that.

People,especially women,are usually not satisfied with what Allah gave them.First you got white people getting fake tans to look darker,and now we got somali chicks who use bleach in cream to make their skin lighter.C'mon ladies,you look good the way you are!!It's not like you are as dark as Sudanese.

I think glasses go well with hijab...Makes women look more hard-to-get

I'm sure that this is a really funny joke.....If you had've posted the link for it!!

LOOOOOOOL Jazmine u get mad easily

Hey Sky,them are some funny a$$ bloopers...I liked the guy with the cake who falls in the pool and takes everything else with him.You gotta post some more for these guys!!!

Kufars just don't know.They think that you should show everyone what you got,like a cheap hooker.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL and I thought my kids said strange things!!

If Somalia can finaly get up from this mess and have a stable government and a safe and peaceful country,I was thinking that Muqisho could be marketed as a vacation spot because of all its beautiful scenery and sandy beaches(I really wish I was there right now,chillin and relaxin'looking at the ocean).But anyways,this wouldn't be anytime in the near future,unless tourists like to swim in the rubble in Al-Curuba pool.What do you guys think,am i nuts or could this actually work?We could market this to rich Arabs and maybe Italians.

Wa alaikuma salam wrwb sister,I don't know if Mussolini united Somalia,but what I do know is that he allied himself with Adolf Hitler in the second world war and that,in itself,is a very bad thing to do.I know some of us don't like yehudi for what they have done to our palestinian brothers and sisters,but they shouldn't have gone through what the 3rd reich did to them.And if Hitler wanted to,meaning if he DID finish the Jews,he would have started going after our black a$$es,so i don't think too highly of Mussolini.

Qaat is a major factor in the destruction of Somalia and is a major contributor in the filth that is the civil(?) war in Somalia,so she made a good point.Qaat is useless,we can live our lives just as well or better without it,just like we don't need drugs or alcohol.Maybe you feel good for a couple of hours,but it goes away after that,and if you paid for it,you ain't gonna see that money ever again.What a waste!!

I might be only 18 but my voice mail is FULL. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL You're probably one of those somali old-*** ladies that says "I'm 27" when you meet them and 4 yrs later they're still 27!!Then you find out from someone else that they're actually 46

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Suge Knight who had Bigie killed,but what about who killed 2pac?Nobody seems interested in figuring that out.

LOL professor,you'll know once you reach puberty

You don't get it?The first 2 ducks said they've been in and out of puddles all day and the 3rd duck's name is puddles!!!Come on!!!

Originally posted by Haniif: quote:Originally posted by BOB: What is happening to our Muslim families these days? Ok, one loser kills his child... that says nothing about the state of muslim families. You can't make a general statement like that based on a single incident. As we have seen in some posts in this thread,and in other situations,this is not the only incident,and we are getting worse with every generation,even nebigu Muhammad SCW said this would happen.We even have a whole country that says they are 99.9% muslim and can't even stop killing each other over the name they have,even though they mostly share common ancestors,speak the same language,and like I said before share one common religion,except for maybe a few hundred people.If that's not sad,I don't know what is.But the important thing to do is to keep yourself good and don't worry too much about what others are doing,but worry about what you are doing yourself.

Crazy sharamuuta.As much as most of us hate her for disrespecting Allah Swt,Muhammad Scw,and Islam in general,and for giving Somalia a bad name,we should ask Allah to bring her back to Islam and not dwell on her actions too much,because we all know she has no legs to stand on in her arguments against Islam,she is just spouting useless rhetoric that we have heard time and time again from other kufars that are not interested in hearing about the truth about Islam,just what looks bad to them and makes their beliefs look good in comparison.You're right Libaax,her whole life is comical.I even think that she might be faking this whole thing just to get on the news and keep her career in politics.