Originally posted by -Conspiracy-: "Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open'. The two are distinct and separate instructions." "Please move all baggage away from the doors (Pause..) Please move ALL belongings away from the doors* (Pause...) This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the train - put the pie down, four-eyes, and move your bloody golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and shove them up your a**e sideways" "May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage." [/i] Those ones have got to be my favoriets.

No one told me that

Originally posted by Bishaaro: I'ma total airhead. Uh,actually,you called yourself an airhead

LOL That is so true!!I think it's because a house usually takes 25 yrs to finish paying off while other transactions involving ribaa are smaller in comparison.For example,a car financed at say 1.9% would be maybe 500 bucks while a house mortgaged for the same rate would be a lot more money.As for me,I learned my lesson the hard way about credit cards.

Originally posted by BOB: the million shilling question What's that,like 5 bucks?

OK,I guess we'll just make faces,so in that case :cool: :rolleyes: :mad:

Never really was too interested in sci-fi but I used to watch Star Trek TNG when it was on and I really liked Stargate the movie,and Spaceballs was really good,too !!

I really think you Harry Potter freaks need a life.I mean the guy looks like a girl,the kid who plays him in the movies is probably going to be a crazy bearded nutcase hermit when he gets older.He'll be the guy that the neighborhood kids will talk about like he's an axe wielding murderer.

Originally posted by NGONGE: The challenge will only be interesting if the topics chosen are exciting, fascinating or plain weird. So does this mean I can't act like an expert on cooking Kraft Dinner(even though I am already)?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE OH MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN That was funny!!I think I peed my pants watching that.The poor b-a-s-t-a-r-d didn't know his own strength,he's fallen and he can't get up!!

petite coke or pepsi?

There's nothing here

Originally posted by Zephyrine: , chicken, hilib, rabbit...I don't think it matters as long as it was alive at some point. Carnivores. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Too true! Only 2 things matter:As long as it is not still alive,and as long as it's not pork

Canadian style Hello: Hey How are you: How's it goin' eh! I am fine: I'm alright Have a nice day: Have a nice day eh! Goodbye: See ya later eh! Please: ummmmmm.....actually we just say please Thank you: Thanx eh!

Happy Birthday,Psycho Sue,and many more insha Allah.I don't know how you became a psycho,but maybe it's just because you're gettin' on in the years!!!

Let's put it this way,LayZie Girl.If you don't work and stay at home,then doing the house work is YOUR job.I have a job and that puts the food on the table.That's the way it goes.I bring the food home,you cook it.If you are tired ,busy or pregnant or sick,then of course,i will do my best to help and then you can relax and get better.If you are also working,then it's half and half.But we don't need some retar-ded politicians getting into our personal lives and forcing us to do housework,that's something we can work out between each other.

First factory I've seen where you can work with no shirt on

That's when I jumped up immediately and started runn ing for the nearest exit.Out the doors of the OR I went and looking for a way out.I didn't even know which floor I was on,I just got to the nearest elevator and pressed "M"(for main floor,obviously).The trip down the elevator must have been the longest I've ever been on an elevator,and I know about long elevator trips,because I live on the 20th floor of an apartment in Dixon.Maybe it was because I didn't know where I would go after I got out of the hospital or maybe it was because the elevator was crammed with other people,and they were all staring at me in my hospital gown.I guess I'm not that sexy after all!!After what felt like an eternity,the door opened on the main floor.But to my surprise,my brother was waiting in the lobby!He looked over and cried out,"LIIBAAN!! RUN!!" I didn't even look or wonder why he told me to run,I just did it.Turns out some of the doctors were running down the stairs,trying to catch me.My brother and I hopped into a cab that was waiting for us outside.I looked over at him and asked,"How did you know I was here?"He looked over at me and said"I'll tell you later,but for now,we gotta get outta here".I didn't argue.And then all of a sudden,BANG!!!!Someone was following us and trying to run us off the road!!I looked behind me to see a Ford Bronco coming at us a second time.The car was full of men with dark suits and dark sunglasses.The only thing I could think of was,"What happened to me after I got hit by that car?"I then braced myself for another rear-ending from the Bronco,which was coming at us fast.....

Candlelight dinner(preferably SPAGHETTI!!)served by my boo,and batman. Biggie or 2pac?(guess it doesn't really matter,they're both long dead anyway) Ay Kutubo,you must've been really bored and gone a looooooong way back in this section,it's been more than a year between the 2 posts.

lol MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN u guys got nothing better to do than b-i-t-c-h at each other?Neither of you guys is in a hut in Laascaanood or a palace in Hargeysa,you're both qaxooties in another country,as for me,i won't lie,i'm in my beautiful Calgary Housing cariish!!

Besides,Lexus,You'd have to have a really nice gun and really nice aim to kill all 3 of them with one bullet.

I think I'd save that bullet for the one who tries to attack me simply because I believe in the One,Al-Ahad. Allah Subhanahu wa ta'ala That is ,after all,jihad

Originally posted by Afromali: . Four basic needs for the average Man. 1.Food 2.Sex 3.Sleep. 4.Take a dump. Not neccesarily in that order LOOOOL Very crude analysis,but very true.

Somali's may know how to survive in times of crisis,but they sure as h-e-l-l don't know how to live peacefully with each other!!

Supuu....Dammmmmmmmm u must be an optometrist!!!