LOL there's a character in here named "oz girl" that's got Ngonge all confused Yeah, I think it takes a couple of months for everyone, at least that's how long it took me to pass through security My only advice, stay away from the Politics section if you want to keep all your brain cells.

I think someone needs to find some yellow and black spraypaint as well and fill in the lion in the first picture, he's chipping away....

Originally posted by Tuujiyee: Yaa Sigaar ku afuro? Wareer Badanaa!!! LOL I'm almost the same way but at least I break my fast with water and timir and then run outside for a smoke I get a headrush having that first smoke.

Teknooloji Insaykalobeedhiya Teleefishinka Elektaroonig Kumbuyuutarada Fiisigis Bayoloji Kimisteri I really don't know why, but the way that Somali words are spelled which are borrowed from the english language just crack me up!

Nacam.......

I wonder which is worse for qabiil garbage, paltalk or somalinet? Both are horrible though and I have to admit I frequent both places at times P.S. Marx, I'm guessing no to your question about classical music but I'm no sheik so I don't know for sure. As for me, my major sacrifice is quitting smoking insha Allah.

I'm glad I learned how to make sanbuus, I'll be pigging out on them tonight insha Allah

JB looks like he's crying? It looked to me more like he's squinting from the sun. Let me go back and have a 2nd look bal...

^Arac? As in arachnophobia? That's a good medical excuse for your application P.S. vote for Juxa next Somali presidential election :cool:

LOL that's awesome!! This is the first time hearing about a "Ramadan cannon"

So Somalia is going to start using this test in 2015? Looks like I'm gonna have to buy my citizenship before then

How's everyone doing in here? LOOOL@ Malika's niece that's so cute!! Is the first day of Ramadan likely to be Friday? I'll start fasting when my mosque says so, I'm no scholar and not exactly qualified to make a judgement on such a matter and it kind of annoys me when people complain and argue over things like that. There's a reason why we're not sheikhs, so shut up and fast when the sheikh tells you it's time, that's what I say! No need to make a mountain out of a molehill.

I know a great way for me to save money, now if I just follow through on my Ramadan goal of quitting amoking, I'll be in great financial shape. Make du'a for me people, I'm gonna need it!!

I would've moved to London already if I could, I absolutely fell in love with that place, and I think I already told you my mom was born in England, so it wouldn't be too tough to get baasaboorka Ingriiska. But my whole family is over here in Alberta, not to mention that I'm the only child so I'll be looking after my parents when they get old insha Allah so as much as I'd love to move to a much better place(and trust me, almost anything is better than Calgary) I think I'll be staying put for a long time. I took myself off the xaliimo market a while ago anyways, so it really doesn't matter for the time being. A gem such as myself can't be taken by just anyone, y'know

Originally posted by Dabshid: ^You had your chance, but it is true There is something about Somail girls and converts. No one told me I only had one shot, does this mean I have to find a woman from another country or die lonely? Originally posted by Che: I have always been suspicious of those things-never knew why the same set of people attend same lectures about the same subjects. There's always disproportionate number of Somali, Moroccan, and at times Indian women. It's like buffet, and if I'm there, I will be like black man on corn bread and barbecue ribs.N the nauseating sister, brother, sister, brother, I mean come, If I'm checking your tail, you ain't my sister LOOOOOOOOL

Ramadan kareem everyone!! Wish me luck and make dua's for me as I once again try to quit smoking

A cellphone I can live without, although all I have is a cellphone because I have no need for a home phone. It's the internet I can't live without. I look back on my childhood and think to myself "How the hell did I live before I found the internet? Oh that's right, I hung around with friends and did productive things" I honestly don't know what I would do with myself if I didn't have internet.

LOL@this, sounds like my kids. My 13-year old stepdaughter found Facebook recently and now I get 15 notifications a day saying "Anisa beat you in a race in Yoville" and now my 6-year old wants a Facebook and I told her no and that she is too young, but apparently her mom said yes, but I don't think she's made one yet(and hopefully she forgets about it after a while )

People in here are saying that Somali girls prefer converts to Islam. Well, point me in the direction of these girls because I sure as hell don't see any!

^Notice that this thread was started in 2002. JB waryaa, stop digging up these things! Let them die peacefully

^I'm amused by Somali people who tell me "you're more Somali than I am". If that's the case, then why do I need someone to translate this video for me? On second thought, maybe I shouldn't learn af-soomaali, so I won't have to make a speech in front of a room full of people like in this video, in a horrible accent.

That's kind of interesting. There was something like that on Feb 20/2002 at 8:20pm, went like this: 20:02 on 20/02, 2002 That's something we'll never witness again either, unless one of us lives to see it again on 21:12, 21/12, 2112 and they'll be like 130 years old

LOL all the guys are only talking about how she looks rather than what she's talking about. And since I have no idea what she's talking about, I have a good excuse for talking about how she looks. She's hot!!

Are these work visas available in Canada too? You know, just in case this strike doesn't work out and I feel like a change of scenery....

I went to universal TV's website and all I can say is that I hope their programming is more organized than their website is. So anyways, 7 pages and no link. Vhat a vaste.....