looooooooool@soon you will be laughing in moga...mogad...mogadus....oh whatever the place is called. Ha Ha! Now that is Faulty

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die...." So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a super power nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag."

They say Life is hard Without facin' none of its hardships They say stay strong when they themselves are weak They me to turn to a higher power when their prefrontals makes God cease to exist They tell anger is one letter short of Danger whey they let their surface like a hot sulfuruous fault line prone to unexpected eruption They say live life but when I ask how does one live life Tehy say I don't know life 4 I'm shallow I maybe shallow because I never learn to pass the deep end of the water (Think about this one) They say u have problems only If u make them as such yet they don't tell me why I have shrinks who poke at my cerebral tryin' to dissect the workings of my brain. They say life is what U make it But how can I make it what I want when I believe in Predestiny. They say God doesn't exist yet they tell me to turn to him So I asked them how Did humans come to be if God doesn't exist They told me that we Evolved from a Fungus They tell me wierd non-sensical **** So I don't really NOT listen to them But I can't help and ask myself Who are this THEY that dictate the Etiquette's I should follow?

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