Apophis;929462 wrote: I guess the joke was lost on you but I might seriously attend. It's the perfect cheap date but what of parking? Free or the standard extortion rates? Xaaji mayee I got the joke, laakiin adaan ku lahaa your usual muran on diimaha or the lack of them jeebadaada ha ka soo saarin on the day (pun intended)

Reeyo, If you are around and aad shaqo dayday ku jirto is keen I promise it will be worth your time

Apophis, soo dhowoow...theologygaaga jeebada ha ka soo bixinin NY, ama waxbarashadu ma dhamaato ama damiinimaa igu goobatay

Waa baritoole and I know in xataa qaar shaqo bixin doonaan ee yaynan ku dhaafin hadaad shaqo dayday tahay dhagoolow!!

La dhaqanka dadka aan muslimka aheyn

Khalil Hassan

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AN asylum seeker with a string of criminal convictions is suing the Government — claiming its bid to deport him gave him NIGHTMARES. Somali Abdirahman Ajab wants £50,000 compensation for his “mental problems” after being held at an immigration centre for eight months while his case was considered. Amazingly, despite Ajab, 30, having convictions for robbery and false imprisonment, a High Court judge let him stay. He was jailed again for armed robbery but fought off another deportation bid last year and was given a flat in Tower Hamlets, East London. When The Sun approached him at his home, he said: “The Government have been doing me bad for years. It’s giving me mental problems. It’s given me nightmares. They owe me, man.” Ajab, who has lived in the UK since 1996, said he would use any compo to buy land in Somalia. He insists he wants to go back there but claims the Government is stopping him. But a Home Office source said: “He’s more than welcome to leave.” http://www.hiiraan.com/news4/2013/Feb/28253/somali_robber_sues_uk_%C2%A350k_for_nightmares.aspx

nuune;915759 wrote: The moon is only 380,000 km distance away dependig which part of the earth you are based in, with fastest machine, you can get there in 8 hours, with the slowest machine, expect between 3 days to one year to be there but travelling slowly gives you more options to experience lots of makhluuqaad such as asteroids etc. I always liked the possibility of space flares roasting me alive, it is great experience to imagine the suns flares cooking your body in real time. One of my ambitions is to have my own house on top of an asteroid, closest asteroids to earth is about 38,000 km away, though they move and expand further, but it is a distance that can be achieved even with a simple machine, my space suit will be made from Khamiis and tradional Macawiis to keep the culture intact even though I am away from earth, I like to be Somali and stay Somali when asked when I am on the asteroid by strangers passing by. And they thought Muriidi was gone...Cajaa'ib!

NGONGE;915601 wrote: http://www.travelblog.org/Africa/Somalia/Somaliland/Hargeisa/blog-769182.html Wonder how much he had to pay! We made it to the capital Hargeisa after a lot of checkpoints (1 every 20km or so) where I had my passport analyized, discussion about whether or not I should have to get a haircut as it was against Sharia to have long hair (which I have never heard before) and most importantly loads of bribes purely in the form of chat for the policemen . According to him....waxba

What a load of hokum. Although one has to pay all due respect to ones spouse making him/her the centre of your universe (specially dhaqankeena) is asking for more trouble than you already had (waxba ha qarsanin jabkaaga, kugu kali ma'ahee). Balance my dear, balance. Ps. Salaan sare inna adeero.

Naag waalan!

Tallaabo;904337 wrote: The Somali people should protect their language from corruption like the French do. We should expunge the invading English, Arabic, Dutch, Swedish, Amharic, and Sujui words and keep our language in its pure natural form. We should not let the dhagan celis and the qurbomeer ruin our beautiful mother tongue. With a word like the one highlighted above, ma is tidhi adigaaba u baahan in lagaa qabto inaadan ku ciyaarin "our beautiful mother tongue"

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Che -Guevara;897358 wrote: No Count your blessings sxb, from your "NO" I gather you are the perfect student that worries not about simple exam papers. Alpha Blondy;897360 wrote: was this a subliminal way of expressing your frustration with life? LOOOOOOOOL! Nothing subliminal about this and what has frustration with life got to do with the worries of exam paper Somalia;897363 wrote: One could say his life is ' Complicated '. I couldnt agree more Somalia (just look at Somalia)

Do you get the feeling in class you get: 2+2=4. For homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam Paper: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass.

Some of you have historically been good at checking the source of the story in question but, since this is all about Saudi Arabia then any "news site" that prints the brutality of these savage Arabs must be believed Meanwhile:- Saudi Women Receive Husbands' Explicit Permission To Celebrate Right To Vote RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—In the wake of the watershed decision granting them the right to vote in the 2015 elections, Saudi women have received their husbands' explicit consent to rejoice, sources reported Wednesday. "It is with great pride that women all across Saudi Arabia have been allowed to leave their homes under the guardianship of a male relative and celebrate this cultural landmark," father of four Khalid al-Kazaz told reporters. "It brings us great pleasure to permit them a few moments in which to smile beneath their hijabs before returning to their daily duties." Saudi officials followed the announcement with another historic decree that lowered from 10 to 7 the number of lashes that will be administered to women who drive themselves to the voting booth. Source

wyre;891949 wrote: i am sorry oba, i didn't find this funny, it's not that the guy doesn't know english, his english accent is great, but what is wrong with you guys? don't you see the guy is a bit shocked, he has never been to a court dee wax fahma And oba, i didn't like of your behaviour of making fun of everything, ninyahow wax iska baddal +1

Che -Guevara;884127 wrote: Nin-Yabaan....where's your mugshot horta? Nin-Yaaban: Charged with domestic Assault & Battery

Awalba masaakiin baan ahayn that could not afford a house in Mogadishu, marka that list waxba iima tarayso (though aan ku farxay in such record available yahay) unless some of you are willing to share boqolaalka guri ay lahaayeen ama hada afka ku yeesheen

Fantastic iyo waliba waxoogaa goo'go ah iga dheh!

Akhlaaqdii maxaa ku dhacay, miyaanan hablaha Soomaaliyeed laga xishoon jirin? waar nimanyahaw wax iskula hadha. Macalinka: Danbi walba oo hablahaa loo gaysto ogoow inaad aduun iyo aakhiraba wax ku leedahay!