Originally posted by nuune: PS: she is a member on SOL(last time she posted was late NOVEMBER 2008), just found out now, Oh well if you’re reading this; I'm the old man who was sitting in front of you in the Bethnal Green last week (1/6/2010 that’s the date on the travel card I wanted you to autograph for someone ). I was shy and thought not to bother because you might be tired after working with Nimco Yaasin ( overheard your phone call) and your comments about old people (overheard).. PS You’re pettier in real life than on UTV.

Originally posted by NGONGE: dee adiga way ku dili jireen , marka waliga apology maad arkin. Annaga gacanta naga horeen jirtay (since I could never keep an argument going in Somali). That's when the patronising kissing started. Well maybe I don't do the sort of "hiting" that would lead to a geezer kissing me on the neck. Patronising kuyee! Waar call 999!

Somalis never apologise yaa Ngonge. You need to go back to that magaaxi and find out why that geezer kissed you on the neck. Very strange indeed.

^ Ngonge, how about the bosom kissing? Does that take place in our dodgy cafeteria as well?

Originally posted by AfricaOwn: Check out the anarchist resorting to the garowe boys antics You're sidelined..stay in the corner. Don't worry about Che the house "dukhsi". Just remember; he carries venom under one wing and its antidote on the other.

To all Jaamacs-come-latelies If you HAVE to comfort someone; a cuddle will do. Stretch your arms and say “aah poor soul, come here”. If they don’t fall into arms by themselves, that means they don’t need your comforting and do not – I repeat DO NOT – kiss them on the neck. Fadlan buuggan akhriista....

Originally posted by Maaddeey: Ani warkey waa cadyahay, Xaqqa aan la jiraa (Insha Allah). Waa war wanaagsan. What you ( Maaddeey Mullahs ) have to remember is Xaq is somewhere down the middle and could be breached from either end. For Xisb Islaam's governor of Benaadir to threaten they will bomb UTV studios like they bombed Hargeisa is not only Xaq-darro but aslo defeats the object (of proving the cartoons being inaccurate).

^ Calm down. There is no room for negotiation with the Youths. Your alternitive view point only exists in here. Been baaa? Their way or Karbaash marka inaga yaree calaacalkaa.

^ ^Stiff back, Juxa. "Keeping the balance" was Maaddeey Mullah's excuse a while back. Marna waa af-hayeen indha cas, marku arinku kululaadona waa innocent by-stander asking "why are you askin me, just wiggle it?"

^ Xamdulillah I'm fine, thanks for asking. Haddaan jiranahay miyaad ii duceen lahayd? PS I thought you were "keeeping the balance" in SOL.

Originally posted by Maaddeey: Ngonge, wax problem ah ma leh as long as he's making du'a, yaa diiday?. What was the Youths' problem with this old man then?

^ Does Bob Al-Amriiki Speak Somali?

Originally posted by Naxar Nugaaleed: The Sayid and his dervish movement where Sufis, if they were still around, they would have been fighting along the side of ahlu sunna, not the shabaabs Not sure about that. All I know is the Youths would have chopped one of his hand and leg - at the very least.

Silly Universal TV. They thought Shabaab leaders don't watch TV. Rumour has it, some of the top guys have red eyes because they don't blink when that "wiggle it" greetings show is on - especially when that cutie is hosting it.

Lazie, these verses deal with trinity... O People of the Book! Commit no excesses in your religion: Nor say of Allah aught but the truth. Christ Jesus the son of Mary was (no more than) a messenger of Allah, and His Word, which He bestowed on Mary, and a spirit proceeding from Him: so believe in Allah and His messengers. Say not "Trinity" : desist: it will be better for you: for Allah is one Allah: Glory be to Him: (far exalted is He) above having a son. To Him belong all things in the heavens and on earth. And enough is Allah as a Disposer of affairs. The Noble Qur’aan 4:171 They do blaspheme who say: "Allah is Christ the son of Mary." But said Christ: "O Children of Israel! Worship Allah, My Lord and your Lord." Whoever joins other gods with Allah,- Allah will forbid him the garden, and the Fire will be his abode. There will for the wrong-doers be no one to help. They do blaspheme who say: Allah is one of three in a Trinity: For there is no god except One Allah. If they desist not from their word (of blasphemy), verily a grievous penalty will befall the blasphemers among them. The Noble Qur’aan 5:72-73

^ Wiggle it just a little bit...

^ The joke is you’re claiming all the people of Sool, Sanaag and “Ayn” think like you. The truth is they don’t. They don’t even belong to one clan/tribe either (like your “petition” suggests). You prefer bullets to ballots? Oki.

^ More made up claims. The irony is; those preaching about what the people of Sool and Sanaag are "asking" are the ones opposed to One Man, One Vote.

These are made up claims by those opposed to the One Man, One Vote elections to taking place in Sool and Sanaag.

^ Ameen...whoever they're.

Had aan sii fogeyn waxad sugtaa heego iyo roobe Hillaac caafimaadbaa ku mari hogol daruureede Heeryada ragbaa kaaga furi hub iyo baaruude Hiddo-dhalad wixii aan ahayn waa lagaa hudine Hor ilaahay waan kaa xorayn hawshan kuu timiye Insha-Allah home nabadgelyaa lagugu soo hoyne Hargeysa ~ "Qaasim" 1984

Originally posted by Maaddeey: Tis ok. That's what we call "Sh. Budh Budh moment". Ask brother Khayr.

Darmaan has a legitimate claim to the presidency. Other so-called leaders were parachuted from abroad and are hired and fired by likes of Jendayi Frazer and Osama bin Landen.

^ Consistent in their inconsistencies, that's all.

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: Buuhoodle bad ma laha dee ,,, Guess where Pirateland's Fish Minister is from?