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For what’s it worth... indhoyarta labada dhinac inaanu labo lisno waa xaq

Ha ha ha... Saaxiib, Deni has great faith in his daily Yoga session.

They stuck to their diet plan unlike Deni

Dear Somalilanders, Since these are too many you (Oodweyne recruited few in my absence), select one of you to speak on your behalf or call the old man (who nobody knows) who birth you so the rest of the Somali community can reason him. Nobody can have a decent conversation headless Somalilanders running around at the same time. The exception being Xaaji Xunduf but for different reasons.

I think he is low-key fan of the late dictator. Like most of his clanmembers. General afweyne is viewed by his kith kin as true hero. And we know this.

The problem with the far East of sanaag is the shape shifting tuna clan. I think Somaliland can secure the border area much more efficiently if we also invest in the people there. Take for example laascanood and Sool. No one in Sool has any interest in the pirate enclave.

This is a fake historic narrative land of punt included Eritrea Djibouti Somaliland and only parts of Somalia. Nuuradin Farah is from Ethiopia. Mo Farah is from Somaliland. Only ilhaan omar is from Somalia.

Ina Cawil Mucjiso reminds me of a beautiful passage by Hornug who wrote, “ He was that terrible type, the Silly Cynic, his aim a caustic commentary on all things and all men, his achievement mere vulgar irreverence and unintelligent scorn.” Saaxiib, Oodweyne, learn to cheer up and live a little.

Blue flag isn't allowed in Somaliland she is right there are rules in Somaliland. And if you are a law abiding citizen you follow the rules of the country simple as that. The blue flag is only allowed in the bunker and in the pirate enclave. Not even in alshabaab territories. Or Ethiopian territories Bay bakool regions.

Mastermind, hadaad tiraahdid beenta Suldaanku uu SOL ku qoro baan beeninayaa wacade howl baa ku sugayso.

I agree. Yube is now a permanent base. We needed another permanent base in Southern Sanaag and Baraagaha Qol looks like a perfect location for it.

Somaliland Development Fund 2 includes * feasibility and design scope of the 78km road section between Erigavo and Maydh towns in Sanaag region Currently Somaliland Gov't and local community are rehabilitating the existing Tabca-Pass. The new feasibility study will cost and design a proper paved road between the capital of Sanaag region and the coastal port of Maydh. --------------------------------------- Somaliland Development Fund Invitation for Applications CountrySomaliland Project Holder Ministry of Transport and Roads Development ProjectBurao-Berbera Road Rehabilitation Project FundSomaliland Development Fund Phase 2 IFA TitleLong-Term Technical Advisor IFA No.P101-052 The Somaliland Development Fund – Phase 2 (SDF2) covers the period 2018-2024. SDF2 is conceived as an inclusive economic development programme. It supports the GoSL in delivering infrastructure that is relevant for inclusive economic development. It focuses on sustainable investments that spur job creation and fast growth, while at the same time laying the foundation for long-term resilience and development, leading to a more stable and peaceful Somaliland. SDF2’s support is fully aligned with government priorities as defined in the National Development Plan 2 (NDP2) 2017-2021 and reflect the priorities set out in Somaliland Vision 2030. The SDF has allocated funds to Ministry of Transport and Roads and Transport Development for the implementation of the “Burao-Berbera Road Rehabilitation project”. The project contains four major components, namely: capacity development component for MoTRD, community engagement, rehabilitation of 82km of road from Burao toward Berbera including 4 bridges and feasibility and design scope of the 78km road section between Erigavo and Maydh towns in Sanaag region The SDF Secretariat is therefore seeking the services of a Long-Term Technical Advisor (TA) to work in the Project Management Team to support and advise the MoTRD on various technical matters for smooth implementation of the project on a day to day basis. Required qualifications, skills and experience Qualifications and skills At least a bachelor’s degree in Civil engineering is required; Master’s Degree in Construction Project Management or Masters in Roads & Traffic Engineering; Demonstrated excellent command of spoken and written English. Fluency in Somali will be an added advantage although not essential; Experience with road rehabilitation, improvement and bridge rehabilitations; Familiarity with software’s such as HDM4, AutoCAD Civil 3D and Primavera or MS project; Proven facilitation, analytical and report writing skills. General professional experience Minimum of 10 years' experience working in senior level in project management; Proven experience in Project Management skills including financial and physical progress monitoring and reporting; Minimum 5 years of performance management practices in public sector; Minimum 5 years demonstrated experience with donor-funded projects; Proven understanding of conflict sensitivity, environmental management plans and gender and social inclusion programming; Proven understanding and demonstrated application of Project Cycle Management (PCM), Logical Framework Approach (LFA), Theory of Change (ToC), Procurement Planning, and Financial Management; Proven capacity to supervise, train and coach teams; Proven experience of delivering Value for Money; Work experience in the Horn of Africa region especially Somaliland would be an added advantage but not a requirement; and Possess in depth knowledge of the road and construction sector policies and strategies. Specific professional experience Demonstrated experience (minimum of 8 years) in supervisory and designer roles in the implementation of road/highway design and construction/rehabilitation implementation; At least 6 years’ experience in managing road/highway constructions and rehabilitations; and Managed at least two (2) similar assignments of similar size and degree of complexity in the last 5 years. How to apply Interested candidates should send their applications (cover letter and CV) to the Somaliland Development Fund Secretariat through e-mail jobs@sdf-secretariat.org. Candidates should indicate in their cover letter how they fit the criteria outlined in the advert. All applications must be received by 21 July 2020 at 1600hrs East African Standard Time. Applicants should clearly indicate the position they are applying for in the email subject line. Detailed Terms of Reference can be found here. Any attempt by a candidate to influence the outcome of the recruitment process in any way which can be interpreted as canvassing will lead to automatic disqualification from being considered for this position. This consultancy is open to Somaliland and International candidates. Women candidates are strongly encouraged to apply.

Duke and Duchess of Gloucester visit Sheikh Secondary College in 1958. Coming soon Sheikh University of Natural Sciences & Technology.

Waa runtaa. I hope any lacag aad dirtid in lagu qayilin. I would hate nothing more than lacag qof ku soo dhididay in jaad iyo qashin lagu cuno, and the hard currency money straight goes back to Kiikuuyos and Xabashis.

A Somaliland delegation led by foreign minister Mr. Faratoon, had proposed a union with Republic of China (Taiwan). For the Taiwanese , since they do not share a border with Somaliland , it was a welcome joke, but the minister insisted that sharing borders with another country is not a requirement for this union to happen. He suddenly put on the table a document signed by his president and told the audience to be serious and hear him out. The Taiwanese hosts were shocked how serious the minister was and decided to give him the floor. Minister Faratoon acknowledged the seriousness of the issue and said he have to stand up to deliver the sales pitch of the century. As he begun his sermon and the merits of this union, Dr. Edna who was sitting beside him sensed that Mr. Faratoon was some what hesitating in his delivery, and jumped to eloquently set the stage. As she sat down, another member of the delegation Ahmed Yasin, jumped to the fray and said, " as the speaker of Somaliland parliament" ( he is not the speaker but the deputy , but what do the Chinese juniors know) and said we got your General Assembly seat in silver plate. The delegation explained the steps to be taken to achieve a seat at the UN for the united countries of SomTaiwa. Here are the steps: Somaliland: First, Taiwan have to spend money for Somaliland recognition in Africa. Since everyone is saying Africans should be first decide if Somaliland is to be recognized, we will buy African votes within the African Union. THere are already enough candidates willing to recognize us if the price is right. South Sudan, Guinea, Gambia, Chad, Kenya are among those who could give as the first votes. Taiwan: How much money does it take to buy these votes? Somaliland: Few hundred million dollars.. Taiwan: that is a bargain. less than a billions for a UN seat, that would be the best deal ever. We are willing to spend 5% of our sovereign wealth which is billions to achieve a UN seat. Having said that how could that translate a victory for Tiawan? Somaliland: If you are willing to pay, we could get two dozen Africans, and then repeat the same plot in Latin America places like Guatemala, El Salvador, Peru and son. Within few years we could get 50 countries who would recognize Somaliland. Taiwan: of course., but you did not answer my question. How could that benefit us? Somaliland: WE will become one united country before we start the journey. When we get the recognition you will get too. A vote of recognition for Somaliland will be a UN seat for Tiawan. Taiwan: What should we call that country? Somaliland: didn't we said earlier? It will be called SomTaiwa. Taiwan: We like the idea but we want our name Taiwan to be before yours. Like TaiwaSom. It is only fair since we are bankrolling the whole campaign. Somaliland: give us a minute, we have to discuss about this new development of the name, because we assumed SomTaiwa was the name we agreed upon. Well, now the debate had started among the delegation. Minister Faratoon and another one from west Burco insisted that we are not willing to lose the Somali word in this name change. Dr. Edna and Ahmed Yasin who are close to Biixi disagreed. They said, " We do not mind losing this Somali thing, because some us had even had thought many years ago that instead of calling us the colonial name Somaliland , we should have called ourselves Maandeeq or even Shankaroonland. Saleebaan Gaal who did not say a word in all this debate , stood up and said, I can not allow Somaliland to be swallowed by these small eyed people, let us go home and debate this back home in Somaliland. Dr. Edna jumped and said, " how do you intend to debate this in a public forum? Saleebaan Gaal: we will tell the people the usual lie and explain that Taiwan is willing to make economic integration and future free trade with us. The delegation went back to the room and told the Taiwanese, " we will be back" and left. Folks, the debate continues.

They claimed it was for 'medical supplies' as those supplies are allowed and the zombies in Hargeysa were ready for a long marqaamid sessions. Tuugo la qabtay Kiikuuyada.

Jidad ay dhistay dowladii Kacaankaa oo dayacsan ayaa shufeero marqaansan, siiba kuwa jaadka wado, baabuurta ku wadaan. Marka shilalka waa badnaanaa.

Galbeedi don't waste your time you will always be reerka reerka dabayaal. The koonfurians only want to dominate. They are guests in Mogadishu. How come in the last 20 years they never picked a prime minister form Somaliland. Ali galaydh was the last one in 2001.

This is very good development from the Kenyan part. They are willing to support Somaliland quest for recognition. There are allot of Kenyan teachers in Somaliland. There is large Somaliland community in Kenya also.

95% fake

The Mayor of Berbera. This is an example of a man who knows what he is doing and changing his city for the better. This is how he resolved garbage in the city of Berbera: 1. Introduced laws to prohib trash or garbage, scrap metal (i.e. old vehicles) 2. Introduced 2 times a day domestic garbage collection. Berbera residents have gotten accustomed to this service that they now properly get their garbage infront of their property for collection. 3. Garbage collection workers now earn as much as any other professional or even more 4. City Council makes money/income from collecting garbage itself. The mayor now has helped change central gov't laws so the city itself can manage other services like Schools and Health Services.

Cadnaan walanweynta kheyrna kama suurtoowdo. Naftoodana uma fiiicna. Magaca somalida na wey ceebeyeen.

Meesha aan ka imid waa Ka ceeb ninka raga ah inuu caytamo waana dhaqan xun Hadaad arakto nin caaytamaya waa bilaa nasab faraciisa markaa adiga hadaad kuwaas kamid noqonaysid waa adiga hawl kuu taala.