Calm down boy. No need to get all giddy. There is a gentleman's agreement that you need to respect when it comes to these sort of things.
Btw, Col. Caare is in Somaliland territory, unless you want to secede it to the Pirateland.
And btw, this alcoholic reference will apply to all Somaliland soldiers - if you piss against the wind, it will surely land on your face.